In my day job, I get paid to watch TV and make sure children are not scarred by watching it and that you swear a little less about when the commercial breaks occur, but cinema is my true love. As such, I have many opinions about it, some of which are occasionally published in Fortean Times.
On this blog, you will find various pieces about film, mainly reviews of features receiving a wide release in the UK, and I will always keep the reviews of new releases free from spoilers.
In the reviews, a score between 1 and 10 will be given, with 1 signifying that the film is the equivalent of cinematic cancer and 10 signifying that the film is cinematic nirvana.
Since I review alongside having a full-time, grown-up job, my reviews of features with a lower profile may be delayed. If you want to know if I saw a specific film and would like to know more about my thoughts on it, you can check my film diary on my Letterbox’d profile and request commentary, if desired.